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#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

✨️The giraffe✨️:

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Vs.

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The evolution of Travis Willingham characters:

  1. Grog - Goliath, can’t grow facial hair until he gets the belt of dwarvenkind
  2. Fjord - had hair since the beginning, in later campaign he even gets a beard to match
  3. Bertrand - hair and beard from the start
  4. Chetney - has hair, can turn into wolf for a short amount of time
  5. Teor - full time furry

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This is how it’s done:

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And this is how you homage it:

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Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

We even got live action slide

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.

But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.

WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn’t work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

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i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

celebrate a good old-fashioned Halloween with the very important traditions of:

  • lighting candles in jack o'lanterns (to keep away the fairies)
  • roasting s'mores on bonfires (to keep away the fairies)
  • bobbing for apples, fortunetelling, ouija boards, and other assorted divination rituals (to forewarn those doomed to be kidnapped by fairies)
  • haunted houses (to preach against the dangers that lurk across the veil in the otherworld, home of the fairies)
  • community effort to stuff kids full of candy (that if whisked away (by the fairies) they might resist the temptation (of strange fae foods) long enough to escape)
  • disguising your face and identity in elaborate costumes (to keep away the FUCKING FAIRIES)

ways NOT to celebrate Halloween: sneaking into graveyards aka the modern day successor of burial mounds aka portals to the otherworld aka home of the FUCKING FAIRIES

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

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Reading tarot for children at a haunted hike event and having an absolute blast.

The best part about doing this for kids is that they don’t know what the cards Actually Mean, so I just come up with a good, positive answer that fits with the picture.

I’m using my cat- and dog-themed decks and asking them which animal they like more, then reading from that one.

I have them cut the decks so that the dogs/cats of the cards “can get your scent and know you better”.

Woke up to see that this post has almost 900 notes and I was like “okay so I blame Wren or Gallus?”

The answer is Wren, apparently

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